I can't believe it's almost June. That means, my birthday is just around the corner! It's nice that it sort of snuck on me like that. This year things are still up in the air as far as plans go. I know that on the Saturday before my birthday, I wll be in the Miramichi for a family reunion my mother organized. That should be interesting, to say the least. If anyone would like to send me birthday wishes, I'd be more than happy to send along my address and/or account number. :D

In other news...well, there really isn't any. MW's mother came down for a long weekend visit which was as much fun as having an episiotomy. I kid, I kid. But, really, I know of a few better ways to spend a long weekend. Probably the best part of the weekend was going shopping with her, specifically for High Waisted Jeans. Nothing says Mom like High Waisted Jeans. But, you know, whatever makes her happy.

I'm strategizing right now to get full time at the Good Job. The Job That Sucks is continuing to suck more and more, and getting more and more impatient with it, and sabotaging myself (like blogging when I should be working) with the rationalization that I won't be here long anyway, so why put in an effort? Probably not a great game plan, but I'm stopping to care at an alarming rate.

Did I mention that my birthday is coming up? June 17th? Please buy me gifts.

Three little words written by a complete stranger has finally broken me out of my stupor.

Where have I been? I don't know. Here, mostly.

I've had a bit of a black out in terms of internet usage...no blogging, no facebook, hardly any emails. I suppose the only thing I can blame it on is the new job situation. Having one full time job tends to have many pockets of 'me' time where I can spend 5 or 10 minutes (okay, okay... somedays, it's probably more like 5 HOURS) online, getting everyone up to day on the minutiae of my life, or prattling on about vibrators. I now find myself with two (well, technically 3, but the third is more of an add-on to the 2nd) part time jobs, both of which could easily be full time jobs in their own right. So, there's not a lot of dicking around time anymore, I'm afraid. By the time I get home (usually late), I rarely want to spend much time online. Which, leads me to wonder how anybody does this sort of thing with children to boot. Kudos, Moms.

Hey, look at that. I just turned this into a mother's day post. Maybe I still have it after all. \m/

I have confidence that this is just a growing pain as I get used to the new job sitch, but at least for the next 6 months, I might be quieter than usual. But I will keep trying... the occasional virtual poke works wonders. :)

And yes, after weeks of leaving the mysterious vibe unopened under my bed, I did finally open the blasted thing up, and have quite a few enjoyable evenings as a result, thanks for asking.

So, what's up with you guys?